Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。

"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.?

“我總能聽到一些好消息吧，”當(dāng)事人嘆了口氣說，

"What's it?"?

“是什么好消息?”?

"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

?“你妻子沒有要求將你未來的繼承財(cái)產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍?！?

"And the bad news?"

“那么壞消息呢?”

"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

?“離婚以后，她將與你父親結(jié)婚?！?/span>