英語小笑話:不要和小孩爭論
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-05-08 21:50
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。她的老師說:“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看,是不可能吞掉一個人的。因為盡管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物,可它的嗓子非常小?!?/span>那個小女孩說約拿(一位西伯來先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣,她再次告訴小女孩說:“從身體構(gòu)造角度來講,鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的。”那個小女孩說:“那等我到了天堂,就去問問約拿。”她的老師問:“那么,假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”那個小女孩回答:“如果是那樣的話,你就去問他。”