Lawyers
　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律師
　　一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師？". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個(gè)無賴" 。

NOTE
remark n.評(píng)論；意見
rude remarks粗魯?shù)脑?br> Such unkind remark was not called for.
這種不客氣的話真不該講。