Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

布朗夫人：哦，
親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告?。?br> 布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字?！?