英語笑話:兩個(gè)獵人 Two hunters
2012-10-31 10:36
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.
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The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.
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The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead."
Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵,其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒,兩眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。
另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。
接線員沉著地說:“第一步,要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”于是,接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響,然后聽到那獵人接著問:“第二步怎辦?”