1. Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"

湯米：“約翰，你的弟弟好嗎？”

Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."

約翰尼：“他生病臥床了，他傷著了自己。”

Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"

湯米：“太糟了。是怎么回事？”

Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."

約翰尼：’我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，結(jié)果他贏了?！?/div>

2. Son: "Dad, is French hard to learn?"

兒子：“爸爸，法語(yǔ)難學(xué)嗎？”

Father: "My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that, it becomes easy."

父親：“我的孩子，開(kāi)頭難，但往后就變得容易了?！?/div>

Son: "That's great! I'll learn the latter half."

兒子：“太棒了！那我就學(xué)后半部分?！?/div>

3. A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.

一個(gè)小孩迷了路，就去問(wèn)路邊的警察。

The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"

警察問(wèn)：“小家伙，你的家在哪里？”

The boy replied, "My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn't tell me where I live."

男孩回答說(shuō)：“媽媽教我迷路時(shí)，就去問(wèn)警察，但她沒(méi)有告訴我住在哪里?！?/div>

4. The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?

一母親問(wèn)小兒子：“湯姆，如果汽車是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分？”

Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."

湯姆飛快地答道：“輪子！這樣汽車就開(kāi)不走了?！?/div>

5. A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，感到肚子疼。

"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

“來(lái)，坐下，吃些點(diǎn)心，”他的媽媽說(shuō)?！澳愣亲犹郏且?yàn)槎亲涌樟?。你吃了東西，就沒(méi)事了?！?/div>

Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."

過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來(lái)，抱怨說(shuō)自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因?yàn)槟X袋空了，”他的兒子說(shuō)，“腦袋里裝點(diǎn)東西，就沒(méi)事了?！?/div>


? 英語(yǔ)幽默600篇

題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對(duì)照、翻譯中肯
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上海交通大學(xué)出版社

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