英語幽默笑話之童真童趣(一)
2011-03-13 12:15
1. Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
凱特:“媽媽,我們每天關(guān)門嗎?”
Mum: "Certainly."
媽媽:“當然關(guān)了。”
Kate: "How can my dream come true?"
凱特:“那我的夢怎么能進來呢?”
2. “How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten kops, kid."
“10戈比,孩子?!?/div>
"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5戈比。請讓我進去吧。我只用一只眼睛看?!?/div>
3. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?"
“媽媽,人是從猴子變過來的嗎?”
"Yeah."
“是的?!?/div>
"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."
“噢,難怪猴子越來越少了?!?/div>
4. Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"
弟弟:“太陽多么膽??!”
Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"
哥哥:“你為什么這樣想?”
Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."
弟弟:“因為它只有白天才敢出來。”
5. "Brother, what's the zoo, can you tell me?"
“哥哥,你能告訴我什么是動物園嗎?”
"The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited."
“動物園就是有動物,但又禁止打獵的地方?!?/div>
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