A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

一只熊貓走進一家參觀，要了一個三明治。吃完以后，熊貓?zhí)统鲆话咽謽?，打中了服務員，站起來準備走?！昂?！”經理叫道，“你還想去哪？你打中了我的服務員而且你沒付錢！”

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

熊貓也叫道：“誒你怎么回事啊，我是熊貓！看清楚??！”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

經理打開字典，查到了熊貓的定義：“一種住在樹上的有袋類亞洲動物，以分明的黑色和白色皮毛為特征。吃樹根和樹葉?！?/div>