Barney?! Ted! Hey! No...! See? If Barney never tried to run the marathon, you never would have jumped that turnstile, you wouldn't have had that court date today, and we would have made this flight. You're right. Everything can be traced back to him. Like that rash we all got at Christmas. All right, I have to see what's going on. So I was able to get you two seats. Really? That's great! No, no, not you. I'm talking to my mom about Blue Man Group. Ma, can I call you back? Okay, what about our flight? Can we get on? I'm still waiting for... Huh. Looks like your flight left already. What? No, n-n-n-no, n-no. I have to be in Chicago today. Well, he never even called you back? Well, it's typical pilot. They don't call you back at work and they don't call you back after you spend two nights with them at a Radisson in Orlando.