Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined. Wings are still good. Beer still works. Ah, what the hell. Let's watch Barney lose some money. Hey, so check this out: I got extorted by a five-year-old today. I almost got fired today. I met Emmitt Smith today. Oh, you go first. I tried out the Sensory Deprivator 5000. Yeah, go ahead, Barney. Well, I was frantically running down the street trying to find out the score to the game... And here's the funny part, as unforgettable as that Super Bowl was, here it is 23 years later and I don't remember who won... Hell, I don't even remember who played. What I do remember is that we drank beer, we ate wings and we watched the Super Bowl together. Because sometimes, even if you know how something's going to end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride. We even raised a toast to good old Mike. I mean Mark. Matt. Crap! Why do I keep doing that?