I see nothing's changed around here since high school. Except you. You look so presentable. Yes. Once I got into Yale, I realized I didn't have to dress like you anymore. So let's see your line. It's not here. Shipping snafu en route from Paris. You're lying. If I were, it would only be to protect Waldorf Designs from your biased opinion of me, which is based on nothing but good, clean high school fun. I still have night terrors about nairtinis and yogurt bombs. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night shouting, "tights are not pants!" But I am not biased. I play fair. That's why I got into Yale, and you didn't. Oh. Did I mention I graduated early? Send another reporter. It's my story. And look on the bright side. No matter what I write, readers can see the pictures of your collection next to Poppy Lifton's and decide for themselves.