Kids, you remember my first day with Robin. I think I'm in love with you. What?! Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad, usually take longer to say "I love you." Robin went through the usual stages. Spider! Spider! I left something in the hallway. Where? Right there. Ah. Got it. First there's the moment when you think you think it. Whoa, still alive. There's the moment you think you know it. Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick. Totally worth it. There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it. All right, it's getting to be that time. I'll talk to you tomorrow? Good night. Good night. Wait, Ted? Yeah? Good night.