教材：藍(lán)精靈
課程主題：共產(chǎn)主義實(shí)現(xiàn)了！(Communism works!)

課程大意：藍(lán)精靈村里的居民們共享著勞動(dòng)成果、穿著相似的工裝、“齊心合力開動(dòng)腦筋斗敗了格格巫”——這不正是馬克思所說“各盡所能，按需分配”的最好體現(xiàn)么？

課程原文：For naysayers who point to the Former Soviet Union as proof that communism is inherently flawed, may we merely direct your attention to Smurf Village, where everyone shares everything, wears similar utilitarian clothing, battles Gargamel and his turn-Smurfs-to-gold get rich quick schemes and obeys the dictates of a bearded, red hat-wearing, benevolent authority figure. Quoth Comrade Papa: “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.” Really, he actually said that.

課程總結(jié)：藍(lán)精靈村里只有一個(gè)藍(lán)妹妹卻有30個(gè)小伙子的男女比例恐怕不甚樂觀，那得多少時(shí)間學(xué)校才有個(gè)新學(xué)生咧？==|||

總結(jié)原文：However, the sexual politics of Smurf Village, with its one female for every 30 guys, did go a long way towards preparing us for freshman year of college.