美國晚間脫口秀一周笑話精選(9月4日)
滬江小編:本頁內(nèi)容講到的兩位州長都是因為不正當?shù)哪信P(guān)系受到指責,前州長艾略特·斯皮策因為招妓丑聞辭職,而桑福德州長是因為約會情婦神秘消失被要求辭職,尤其桑福德州長的妻子正和癌癥進行斗爭,被奉為堅強不屈的典范。由此可見,美國主流的道德觀并不像我們想象的那么開放。
"I read today that former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is
considering running for the Senate. In fact he's already holding
fundraisers: $500 for the full hour and $300 for a half hour." --Jimmy
Fallon
我今天讀到前紐約州州長艾略特·斯皮策正在考慮競選參議員。事實上他已經(jīng)在募集資金了,一個小時500,半個小時300.——吉米·法倫
"Hey, here's good news, ladies and gentlemen -- Eliot Spitzer is
running for governor again. I'm telling you, the comedy recession is
over. … Spitzer says he wants to spend less time with his family."
--David Letterman
嘿,有個好消息,女士們,先生們——艾略特·斯皮策又要競選州長了。我跟你們說,喜劇結(jié)束了。……斯皮策說他想減少和家人一起的時間。——大衛(wèi)·萊特曼
"Do you remember Governor Eliot Spitzer, the guy who pioneered the 'Cash for Hookers' program?" --David Letterman
你們還記得艾略特·斯皮策州長嗎?那個現(xiàn)金招妓項目的先鋒?!笮l(wèi)·萊特曼
"And you know, now they're talking that Governor Sanford may be
impeached for having an affair. And today, he was made an honorary
Democrat, so congratulations." --David Letterman
你們都知道,現(xiàn)在他們在討論桑福德州長可能因為婚外情被彈劾。今天,他成了一個榮譽民主黨人,所以恭喜他?!笮l(wèi)·萊特曼