2016年開年可是各種精彩好戲啊,先是“快播案”引發(fā)全民‘替天行道’,之后的“FB表情包大戰(zhàn)”惹得全民愛國心爆棚,隨后春晚吉祥物“猴腮雷”又引發(fā)全民大吐槽……你以為這就是全部了嗎?

不不不,還沒結(jié)束,春晚又作死的出了幺蛾子~~~~~

最近傳出六小齡童和郭富城搭檔的『雙美猴王鬧春晚』節(jié)目被斃的消息。這下又引發(fā)了全民眾怒,導(dǎo)演組你們怎么搞的,猴年春晚不給我們看大圣是鬧哪樣?

就連一個外國品牌的飲料都比春晚善解人意啊,看人家拍的廣告多感人?。?!

全民眾怒還沒結(jié)束,六小齡童老師又出面澄清該傳言,這一澄清,飽受詬病的春晚又被網(wǎng)友們的口水噴成了“蜂窩煤”……

不僅國內(nèi)網(wǎng)友們感到惋惜,就連外媒都忍不住噴兩句了!先來看個“吐槽暴擊”點數(shù)較溫和的外文報道(From中國網(wǎng)海外版)

Zhang Jinlai, better known by his stage name Liu Xiao Ling Tong, posts a group of photos, where he is seen in Monkey King Armor, on China's Twitter-like Sina Weibo. With the Year of the Monkey approaching, netizens have become distressed regarding reports that Zhang has not been invited to CCTV's annual Spring Festival Gala and called for Zhang's return to the stage of the most watched Gala in China during the country's Lunar New Year celebration.
章金萊(藝名是六小齡童),今日在新浪微博上貼出一組身穿美猴王戰(zhàn)衣的照片。隨著猴年新年的臨近,日前傳出央視春晚根本沒邀請章老師的消息~網(wǎng)友們對此十分不滿,甚至喊話春晚,要求這場國人關(guān)注度最高的晚會在農(nóng)歷新年邀請六小齡童上臺。

其實從2004年開始,春晚對年輕人的吸引力已經(jīng)大大降低……走下坡路的春晚還不聽取民意,依舊專注作死,情商智商也真是感人~

再來看看著名外文網(wǎng)站《英聞天下》的“神補刀”吧:

Actor Zhang Jinlai, or more well-known with his stage name of "Liu Xiao Ling Tong", has denied rumors that his performance was canceled at the Spring Festival gala staged by CCTV. Instead, the actor confirmed through People's Daily that he was not invited by the gala's organizer at all. The news has aroused huge discontent from Chinese netizens. Many believe that Liu Xiao Ling Tong should be a must for the Spring Festival Gala, as 2016 was the Year of Monkey. Thirty years ago, Zhang brought the character of the Monkey King to life in the seminal TV series "Journey to the West". His classic performance has made him the most recognized player of the imaginary figure ever since. Comments on the situation have flooded the official Sina Weibo account of the gala organizers. For himself, the actor says he is always ready to apear on the stage.
演員章金萊(藝名六小齡童)近日否認了自己的春晚節(jié)目“被斃”的緋聞。他向《人民日報》確認,自己從未接到過春晚節(jié)目組的邀請。這一新聞引發(fā)廣大網(wǎng)民的不滿。許多人都認為2016猴年之際,六小齡童應(yīng)當(dāng)成為春晚不可或缺的嘉賓。30年前,章老師出演了電視劇《西游記》,他把美猴王扮演的栩栩如生。他精彩的表演使其成為該角色最受認可的扮演者。春晚節(jié)目組的新浪微博已經(jīng)被相關(guān)評論淹沒。而章老師則表示,自己“隨時待命”春晚~~~

藝術(shù)家都這么說了,春晚,你難道還要作死地將咱們的美猴王拒之門外嗎??。?!當(dāng)心網(wǎng)友們“大鬧微博”啊?。?!

外媒Iduobo則打出了懷舊牌(中譯如下):

《西游記》主創(chuàng)齊聚1987年春晚。許多網(wǎng)友都希望2016年春晚可以再次看到《西游記》主創(chuàng)重聚。但對于“沒猴王的猴年春晚”,許多網(wǎng)友犀利地評論到,“真是無法理解央視的智商啊”,“沒猴王的春晚還是春晚嗎?”還有網(wǎng)友動情地說到:“哪怕孫悟空揮動幾下金箍棒,我就很喜歡看啊。”“零點鐘聲敲響,六小齡童大喊‘俺老孫來也’,我就會淚崩啊?!?/span>

這么感人的報道,春晚,你看見沒,看見沒,見沒,沒……

當(dāng)然,小伙伴們也別太桑心啊,咱們的美猴王去錄制了央視的戲劇春晚,也算是給咱們的一點安慰啦:

Liu Xiao Ling Tong shares a set of photos of him reprising the role as the Monkey King during a rehearsal for the annual CCTV Chinese Opera Gala on Jan 26, 2016.
2016年1月26日,六小齡童分享了多張他在央視戲劇春晚彩排上重扮美猴王的照片。

重播N次的暑期神劇《西游記》儼然已經(jīng)成為幾代人的經(jīng)典回憶,而六小齡童老師也已成為我們心中最正宗的“美猴王”。多希望在除夕夜的央視春晚上可以看到他的身影啊,可是卻被春晚的“五指山”拒之門外~雖然可惜,但好在還可以在戲劇春晚以及地方臺春晚上看到美猴王的英姿。我們相信,經(jīng)典的猴王形象一定會繼續(xù)發(fā)光發(fā)熱!正如上文百事廣告里的那句話:

In each person's heart, there lives the spirit of the Monkey King, we are a creation, and the creator, of our times.
每一個人的心中都有一個美猴王。當(dāng)時代造就你的同時,你也創(chuàng)造了時代。

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