Orange: Hey..apple....apple..apple..hey,hey…
橙子：嘿...蘋(píng)果...嘿蘋(píng)果....蘋(píng)果....蘋(píng)果....嘿，嘿...

Apple: What? What is it?
蘋(píng)果：干啥？干啥？你到底要干啥？

Orange: Orange’s glad to say apple again, huh, hahahaha
橙子：我只是很喜歡說(shuō)“蘋(píng)果”而已啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈。

Apple:yep ,yep,that joke was funny than the first four hundred times you said it.
蘋(píng)果：是....比你前400次說(shuō)的好笑點(diǎn)。

Orange: Hey Apple?
橙子：嘿....蘋(píng)果？

Apple: What?
蘋(píng)果：干嘛？

Orange:hahah,hey apple,you look fruity,huh,hahahaha.
橙子：哈哈哈哈，嘿...蘋(píng)果，你看起來(lái)很衰果(水果)，哈哈哈哈。

Apple:yep,that was hilarious.
蘋(píng)果：你真幽默。

Orange:hey ,hey, apple.
橙子：嘿...嘿..蘋(píng)果。

Apple:what?
蘋(píng)果：干嘛？

Orange:can you do ten push ups in ten seconds?
橙子：你10秒鐘能做10個(gè)俯臥撐嗎？

Apple:what kind of questions is that? I don’t even have arms.How can I do one push up?
蘋(píng)果：什么鬼問(wèn)題，我連胳膊都沒(méi)有，咋做俯臥撐。

Orange:hey apple hey.
橙子：嘿...蘋(píng)果。

Apple:what?
蘋(píng)果：干嘛？

Orange:can you do this?lalalalalalallal.
橙子：你能做這個(gè)動(dòng)作嗎？啦啦啦啦。（吐舌頭）

Apple:no no.
蘋(píng)果：不不

Orange:try it.
橙子：試試啊

Apple:nope,stop it.
蘋(píng)果：我不要....你閉嘴。

Orange:lulululul…
橙子：（繼續(xù)吐舌頭）啦啦啦啦啦。

Apple:okey,make ur point…stop it.
蘋(píng)果：好了，說(shuō)重點(diǎn)....閉嘴！

Orange:bubububu,lulul….
橙子：嚕嚕嚕嚕。

Apple:would you please be quiet?for quiet now?would u stop yelling For longer than 3 seconds,I can’t hear myself think..ah ah.
蘋(píng)果：你能不能安靜三秒鐘讓我好好思考一下，我要抓狂了。

Orange:hey apple ..knife.
橙子：嘿....蘋(píng)果,刀！

Apple:oh...oh...oh...
蘋(píng)果：啊....啊....啊

Orange:ohoh,I warned you..must be hurt…tried to warn you...en...hey pear.
橙子：呼....我警告過(guò)你...一定很疼...我試過(guò)提醒你的...唉...嘿....大梨！

Pear:oh...god.
梨子：哦...我的天哪！

好了，看過(guò)煩人的橙子我們來(lái)做下面的測(cè)試，如果你感到某人很厭煩，你會(huì)選擇用哪句話(huà)趕走他呢？

1.Scram!=Get out!/Go away!滾開(kāi)?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

2.Get lost!走開(kāi)。（俚語(yǔ)）

3.Go fry an egg.滾蛋?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

4.Go suck a lemon!走開(kāi)?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

5.Go take a long walk off a short pier.給我滾的遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的。（非正式用語(yǔ)）

6.Go fly a kite.滾開(kāi)?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

7.Go jump in the lake.滾！（非正式用語(yǔ)）

8.Buzz off!走開(kāi)?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

9.Get out of here!給我從這里滾出去！（非正式用語(yǔ)）

10.Get out of my face!滾，我不想再見(jiàn)到你?。ㄙ嫡Z(yǔ)）

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