【摩登家庭】S01E15- 出洋相的Jay
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2013-12-17 04:00
這次Jay被人嘲笑了~~
Hints:Oregon
? ? ? ? ???, un , bill …
? ? ? ? ??Jay
? ? ? ? ??"The Testament"
? ? ? ? ??That's , uh - that's -
In Oregon , the state legislature ratified a , un , bill … that from now on it is crime to have sex in Oregon with a farm animal.
How ugly are the women in Oregon?
He's funny , Jay.
I know.
See?
I can tell you're not - you're not from Oregon.
No.
You are gorgeous.
Thank you.
Thank you for bringing your father to the show.
Oh , no.
I'm her husband , Dave.
No kidding.
Yeah.
What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the Bible was written?
What was it called then?
Just "The Testament"?
That's , uh - that's -
That's good stuff.
Oh , now he's trying to turn out the light.
在俄勒岡州,立法會頒布了一想法令,規(guī)定從今以后,人和牲畜發(fā)生關(guān)系將被視為犯罪。
俄勒岡州的女人得多奇葩???
Jay,這人太逗了。
看,我沒說錯吧?
我看出來你肯定不是從俄勒岡州來的。
不是。
你漂亮極了。
謝謝。
謝謝你帶著你爸爸來看我表演。
不是, 不是。
Dave,我是她丈夫。
不是吧,你只是開玩笑吧。
不是。
和這么一個差不多和圣經(jīng)一樣老的人結(jié)婚感覺如何?
你們那個年代叫什么?
就叫《箴言錄嗎》?
真是 真是
真是個好段子。
哦,現(xiàn)在他就像關(guān)燈睡覺了。
By:灌心餅干