Annoying Passengers on the Plane

Air travel is annoying enough as it is. It can be expensive, stressful, scary, and, of course, cramped. And that claustrophobic feeling can reach new heights when you find yourself surrounded by the obnoxious and/or inconsiderate.
乘飛機(jī)已經(jīng)夠煩人的了。花費(fèi)貴，壓力大，會(huì)害怕，當(dāng)然活動(dòng)空間也十分有限。但如果周圍的乘客也十分極品，那你就有罪受啦。

The inconsolable baby in front of you, the dude with noxious breath sleeping on your shoulder, the business man across the aisle who thinks the rules about cell phones don't apply to him... these are just a few of the characters who are hell-bent on ruining your day.
座位前面哭個(gè)沒完的小孩，在你肩膀呼出臭氣睡覺的家伙，穿過道打著電話視電話規(guī)定如浮云的商人...這些只是極品乘客中的一小部分罷了。

Check out these 15 people who you do not want to be stuck on a plane with and tell us who you think is the worst in the bunch.
看看下面為大家列出的最不想碰到的15種極品乘客，告訴我們那種你覺得最恐怖吧！

The Extremely Busy

The Extremely Busy & Important
超級(jí)大忙人&重要人士

Yes, I am going to be on the phone until the flight attendant pries it out of my hand.
是的，我就是要等到空姐強(qiáng)制拿走手機(jī)才會(huì)停止打電話。

The Talker

The Talker
健談?wù)?/strong>

Let me just tell you real quick, the book you're reading is great. I know you're very invested in it. I'll just tell you, real quick, every important plot twist and turn. Also how it ends.
你聽我給你介紹吧，你讀的這本書超好看的。我知道你非常喜歡。聽我給你簡單說一下這里面重要的情節(jié)轉(zhuǎn)折點(diǎn)和結(jié)局吧。

The Kid

The Kid
小孩

I'm playing a game real loud and kicking the chair every time I mess up...which is a lot.
我在玩?zhèn)€很吵的游戲，不斷地敲著椅子，的確弄得有點(diǎn)亂糟糟啦。

The Certain You Find Him Attractive

The Certain You Find Him Attractive
自認(rèn)為很有魅力的男人

Come here often?
經(jīng)常坐飛機(jī)么？

The Giant

The Giant
大塊頭

I'm not making good choices today. First this shirt and lei combination, now this seat.
我今天的確沒選好襯衫和這個(gè)花環(huán)，不過這個(gè)位子......好像也小了點(diǎn)。

The Shoeless

The Shoeless
脫鞋者

Flights are the perfect time to air these puppies out.
乘飛機(jī)時(shí)正好可以讓腳出來透透氣。

The Baby

The Baby
小北鼻

I may be adorable now, but give me an hour and I'll be crying about a poopy diaper. The stench alone will make you hate me.
我現(xiàn)在是不是很可愛呀，不過我尿布臟啦，嗚嗚嗚嗚，且不說一個(gè)小時(shí)的哭聲，我身上的臭氣都能讓你無語了吧。

The Hyperactive Preteen

The Hyperactive Preteen
好動(dòng)的少年

My inability to sit still will make you wish you never had kids.
我沒法一直這么坐著，是不是讓你抓狂到希望這輩子都不養(yǎng)孩子？

The Infected

The Infected
大病毒

My souvenir from vacation was this cold and I'm going to share it with everyone.
我度假最大的收獲就是感冒了，現(xiàn)在和大家一起分享吧。

The Boundaryless

The Boundaryless
跨界的人

Get him off of me. He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray.
把他從我身上移開吧。他聞起來簡直就是身體噴霧混合著屁的味道。

The Shrieker

The Shrieker
尖叫者

I'm your worst nightmare.
我絕對(duì)是你的最恐怖噩夢。

The Drinkers

The Drinkers
喝酒的人

We're not ready to let go of Spring Break and I'm going to force you, and everyone else on this flight, to remember it with me.
春假別那么快走，我們還沒做好準(zhǔn)備呢，我現(xiàn)在要讓著你，飛機(jī)上的所有人，記我一輩子。

The Multiple Bathroom Tripper

The Multiple Bathroom Tripper
超級(jí)廁所怪

I've got bladder control issues.
呃，我的確上廁所有點(diǎn)頻繁。

The Overly Enthusiastic

The Overly Enthusiastic
打了雞血的人

Flying is fun! And I'm going to talk about it and everything else in my life, whether you seem interested in it or not.
坐飛機(jī)太棒啦！我一定要說話，和你說我發(fā)生的所有事，至于你感不感興趣就和我無關(guān)啦。

The Terrified

The Terrified
膽小鬼

Hold me.
麻煩拽住我吧。

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