Kids react to viral videos, First video: Golden voiced homeless man
小孩如何看待熱門(mén)視頻 第一個(gè)視頻：無(wú)家可歸的金嗓子

Hey, we gonna make you work for your dollar. Say sth with that great radio voice. When listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you listen to magic 98.9. Oh, my gosh! Hopefully somebody from one of these television radio thing say: hey! I need a voice over. How can this guy be poor?
嘿！過(guò)來(lái)我們給錢(qián)你賺。用你那超贊的播音員嗓子說(shuō)兩句。當(dāng)你想聽(tīng)經(jīng)典老歌時(shí)，請(qǐng)收聽(tīng)夢(mèng)幻98.9。我的天！希望有哪個(gè)電視或之聲有人說(shuō)：嘿！我們需要個(gè)配音的。他怎么會(huì)那么窮？

Question time!
提問(wèn)時(shí)間！

Can you explain what was happening in the video? It was a hobo and he had a God-given radio voice. A homeless guy, I'm surprised that he's homeless with a really cool radio voice. Watch "Family Guy" on FOX. What is being homeless mean? Kinda live on the streets? You dont have a home, you're less of a home. Basically no food ?-You kinda have to steal your food. What do you think about homeless people? I feel sorry for them. Sometimes they are like mother to themselves that really freaks me out.
解釋一下視頻里發(fā)生了什么？一個(gè)要飯的，他有一副天生的播音員嗓音。一個(gè)無(wú)家可歸的人，我覺(jué)得很意外 他有一副很酷的播音員嗓音卻無(wú)家可歸。請(qǐng)看福克斯臺(tái)的《惡搞之家》！無(wú)家可歸是什么意思？就是住在街上。你無(wú)家，你沒(méi)有家可以回。基本上沒(méi)食物 ? -你得自己去偷食物吃。你怎么看這些無(wú)家可歸的人？我很同情他們。有時(shí)他們完全靠自己養(yǎng)活自己我覺(jué)得很可怕。

People make fun of them all the time, like on iCarly and stuff, woo! HOBO. They say hobo on iCary? Yea! a lot. Everybody has been saying hobo. A hobo. That guy was a hobo. It was a hobo. You inference by iCary too much. How do people become homeless? You buy so much stuff and everything, then you get bankrupted. Then you lose your house. Drugs, getting high all the time. I don't really get into politics considering that I'm? ten. They used to be in this mental hospital, and then it close down.And then just throw them on the streets. This video has become very well-known, they got him off the street, and now he is getting work.
人們總是嘲笑他們，像是在《愛(ài)卡莉》里面 喔！要飯的！ (愛(ài)卡莉,兒童節(jié)目) 他們?cè)凇稅?ài)卡莉》里也說(shuō)“要飯的”？ 是的， 經(jīng)常說(shuō)。每個(gè)人都在說(shuō)“要飯的”。一個(gè)要飯的。那人是個(gè)要飯的。是一個(gè)要飯的。你們受《愛(ài)卡莉》的影響太大了。人們是怎么變得無(wú)家可歸的？你買(mǎi)了太多東西，然后就破產(chǎn)了。然后就失去了房子。毒品，整天都在嗨。我不想談?wù)危也?0歲。他們?cè)榷际窃诰癫≡豪?，然后那里關(guān)門(mén)了。他們就被扔在大街上。這個(gè)視頻已經(jīng)出名，他們已經(jīng)找到他并給他找工作。

Do you think he's gonna be ok, now he is getting this sudden fame? Yea. I'm gonna say yes. He cut his hair,he looks good, he look like the professor from "back to the future". What would you think if i told you that he has 9 kids. No, he doesn't. What if i told you that he had 9 kids. What would you think if i told you that he has 9 kids? How was that possible? Wait, where is his kids then? Where are they? Oh my god! sounds like my uncle. You need some help, you're one of those people who don't deserve to be in a house. I think differently about him, he just doesn't really care,you know. ?
現(xiàn)在他有了點(diǎn)小名氣，你認(rèn)為他會(huì)沒(méi)事嗎？是的。我想說(shuō)是的。他把頭發(fā)剪了，現(xiàn)在看起來(lái)像《回到未來(lái)》里面那個(gè)博士。如果我說(shuō)他有9個(gè)孩子你怎么想？不，不會(huì)吧。如果我說(shuō)他有9個(gè)孩子你怎么想？如果我說(shuō)他有9個(gè)孩子你怎么想？怎么可能？等等，那他的孩子們呢？他們?cè)谀模课业奶?！?tīng)起來(lái)像我叔叔。你需要幫助，你這種人不配擁有一個(gè)房子。我對(duì)他有改觀了，他完全就是不在乎。

Next video: Charlie bit my finger
下個(gè)視頻：查理咬我手指

HaHa...Charlie! Charlie bit me! That baby so cute. That little kid eating his hand. Ouch! Charlie! He so had that coming to him. Charlie?! that really hurt! This is not funny. Maybe when he grows up he will do this. Ah... shark bit me! ?
哈哈...查理！查理咬我！那個(gè)Baby好可愛(ài)。那個(gè)小孩在咬他的手。嗷！查理！就知道他有這下場(chǎng)。查理？真的很疼！這可不好玩。也許長(zhǎng)大了他會(huì)。啊...鯊魚(yú)咬了我！

Question time!
提問(wèn)時(shí)間！

So what happend in that video? The baby was biting the older one. He knew it was gonna happen. Ou! Charlie! Charlie! that hurts! Charlie!He kinda scream to his pain. But he put his finger back in his mouth again after he was already bit,why would he do that? I don't know. It's really just like putting your finger into a pencil sharpener. Whoever was shooting the video wasn't looking, he put his finger in his mouth. Makes it look like Charlie reached over hold it and then bit. That little boy wanted to be in trouble. That's why it's bizarre! bizaaaarre!!! ?
視頻里發(fā)生了什么？小Baby在咬大的那個(gè)。他知道會(huì)是這結(jié)果。嗷！查理！ 查理！很疼！查理！他疼得直叫。他被咬后把手又放到了他嘴里，為什么那么做？不知道。這和把手指放到卷筆刀里沒(méi)區(qū)別。趁拍視頻的人沒(méi)注意，他把手放進(jìn)他的嘴里。弄得像是查理拽著他的手在咬。那個(gè)小男孩就想自找麻煩。就是因?yàn)檫@樣才奇怪！ 奇怪??！

Do you think it really hurts? Yes ?-Maybe. Yea, he had some teeth. Probably, coz he said woch! ouch! Have you ever biten by a baby? Yes. What is the deal? everyone we talked today had biten by a baby. Oh my god! Why do you think so many people like this? It's cute! It's funny! It's British. Because other people like pain. I just dont think that'll be one of most popular. I mean it's just a baby biting him. But it's funny! - it's not that funny. I dont know, people probably dont have a life watch this, i've never watch it. ?
你認(rèn)為真的很疼嗎？是的 -也許吧。是的，他有牙齒?？赡?，因?yàn)樗恢痹诮小Ｄ阌斜恍『⒁н^(guò)嗎？是的。怎么回事？今天我們問(wèn)的每一個(gè)人都被咬過(guò)我的天！為什么會(huì)有那么多人喜歡這視頻？因?yàn)榭蓯?ài)！搞笑！而且是英國(guó)的！因?yàn)樗麄兿矚g痛。我認(rèn)為這個(gè)不應(yīng)該那么流行。不就是個(gè)嬰兒在咬他嗎？但這很搞笑！ -也沒(méi)那么搞笑。不知道，看這的人估計(jì)都沒(méi)自己的生活，我從沒(méi)看過(guò)。

Do you like babies? Yes, I do. They are evil, evil little things. Yea, but i really don't like is... I dont wanna be pregnant. Let's just go on do another video.
你喜歡小孩嗎？是的，我喜歡。他們很邪惡！邪惡的小東西！是的，但我特不喜歡的就是...我不想懷孕。我們還是繼續(xù)看別的視頻吧。

Final video: Double Dream Hands
最后一個(gè)視頻：雙夢(mèng)手

Start with your head down. It's an old guy doing it? 4....3...2..1. Burst both hands. Punch! Across! Crank! Crank! Stay down! Double dream hands. Double dream hands? Butterfly. Double dream hands. Freestyle. Punch!That was just so wrong... in so many ways!
開(kāi)始低頭。是個(gè)老男人在跳？4....3...2..1。展開(kāi)雙臂。出拳！橫穿！ 旋轉(zhuǎn)！旋轉(zhuǎn)！低身！雙夢(mèng)手。雙夢(mèng)手?! 蝴蝶。雙夢(mèng)手。自由動(dòng)作。出拳！這實(shí)在是太怪了，怎么看都覺(jué)得怪。

Question time!
提問(wèn)時(shí)間！

So did you liked the dance? It was pretty cool. If it was a girl doing it i would. It was funny and weird. I don't think i have a explanation for that. He was so into it but it didn't seen right. Does this make you wanna dance? No,no, it was sort creepy. But I could't wanna watch. You've dance before in here. Just put on music. Why do you think he made this video? I don't if i'm allow to say it on camera. Creeper! He wanted get a good laugh out of people. Probably teaching little kids in kindgarden how to do this dance for their play.
你喜歡這舞蹈嗎？挺酷的。如果是個(gè)女孩在跳我就會(huì)喜歡。搞笑也很奇怪。不知道該怎么說(shuō)。他很投入，但看起來(lái)就是覺(jué)得不對(duì)勁。你會(huì)跟著一起跳嗎？不，不！ 覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)變態(tài)。會(huì)，但我看不下去。你之前在這里跳過(guò)。放音樂(lè)吧。他為什么做這個(gè)視頻？我不知道在鏡頭前面說(shuō)合不合適變態(tài)??！他就是為了給大家搞笑?？赡苁窃诮逃變簣@的小朋友演出的舞蹈。

What was your fav part of the dance? When he make me punch! Freestyle. Shoulder went backwards... that's where I kinda got disturbed. Double dream hands. Dream hands. What does "Double dream hands" even mean? I have no idea. I don't know, ?maybe his hands are made of dreams? I'm so dreamy, so i'm gonna put my hands on myself. If this is on TV, and he just teaching different dances, would you watch it? No. Yea. Probably to make fun of it, yes! No! I don't like dancing! Why do people do that? You just like going like this, and people like yay! And they just doing it too. What's the point here people? ?
你最喜歡的是哪個(gè)部分？他讓我出拳的時(shí)候！自由動(dòng)作。肩膀向后...從那里開(kāi)始我就覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)怪怪的了。雙夢(mèng)手。夢(mèng)幻手。“雙夢(mèng)手”到底是什么意思？我不知道。不知道，也許他的手是夢(mèng)做的？！我好夢(mèng)幻，所以我要摸自己一下。如果這是他專教舞蹈的一個(gè)電視節(jié)目，你會(huì)看嗎？不會(huì)。會(huì)。為了搞笑，我會(huì)看。不！我不喜歡跳舞！為什么人們喜歡這樣？你就像這樣...其他人歡呼！然后他們也開(kāi)始這樣。大家覺(jué)得這有意思嗎？

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