謝耳朵唱的《元素之歌》將作為今年搞笑諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)?lì)C獎(jiǎng)儀式的主題曲，縈繞整個(gè)禮堂。

The 2011 Ig Nobel winners, awarded Thursday at Harvard University by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine:
本周四，由科學(xué)幽默雜志《不可思議研究年報(bào)》主辦的2011搞笑諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)于哈佛大學(xué)公布。

以下是獲獎(jiǎng)名單：

PHYSIOLOGY: Anna Wilkinson, Natalie Sebanz, Isabella Mandl and Ludwig Huber for their study "No Evidence of Contagious Yawning in the Red-Footed Tortoise."
生理學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予Anna Wilkinson， Natalie Sebanz， Isabella Mandl和Ludwig Huber，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他們有關(guān)“沒有證據(jù)顯示紅腿陸龜打哈欠會(huì)傳染”的研究

CHEMISTRY: Makoto Imai, Naoki Urushihata, Hideki Tanemura, Yukinobu Tajima, Hideaki Goto, Koichiro Mizoguchi and Junichi Murakami for their wasabi alarm.
化學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予日本團(tuán)隊(duì)Makoto Ima，Naoki Urushihata，Hideki Tanemura，Yukinobu Tajima，Hideaki Goto，Koichiro Mizoguchi 以及 Junichi Murakami，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他們有關(guān)芥末警報(bào)器的發(fā)明

MEDICINE: Matthew Lewis, Peter Snyder, Robert Feldman, Robert Pietrzak, David Darby, Paul Maruff along with Mirjam Tuk, Debra Trampe and Luk Warlop for studying the effects of holding in urine.
醫(yī)學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予Matthew Lewis，Peter Snyder，Robert Feldman，Robert Pietrzak，David Darby，Maruff，Mirjam Tuk，Debra Trampe和Luk Warlop，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他們有關(guān)憋尿可能產(chǎn)生的影響的研究

PSYCHOLOGY: Karl Halvor Teigen for trying to understand why people sigh.
心理學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予Karl Halvor Teigen，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)其對(duì)“為什么人類會(huì)嘆氣”的研究工作

LITERATURE: John Perry for his theory of procrastination: To be a high achiever, always work on something important, using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important.
文學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予John Perry，其成果是“拖延”理論。他提出：作為一個(gè)高產(chǎn)者，應(yīng)當(dāng)總是集中精力去做那些“重要的事”，作為一種避免從事那些“更重要的事”的方式

BIOLOGY: Daryll Gwynne and David Rentz for discovering that certain kinds of beetles try to mate with certain kinds of Australian beer bottles.
生物學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予Daryll Gwynne和 David Rentz，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他們有關(guān)“發(fā)現(xiàn)不同種類的甲蟲會(huì)和不同種類的澳洲啤酒瓶交配”的成果

PHYSICS: Philippe Perrin, Cyril Perrot, Dominique Deviterne, Bruno Ragaru and Herman Kingma for trying to determine why discus throwers become dizzy, and why hammer throwers don't.
物理學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予Philippe Perrin，Cyril Perrot，Dominique Deviterne，Bruno Ragaru以及 Herman Kingma，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他們有關(guān)“為何鐵餅運(yùn)動(dòng)員總是會(huì)昏厥而扔鏈球的人則不會(huì)”的研究

MATHEMATICS: Assorted doomsday predictors throughout history for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.
數(shù)學(xué)獎(jiǎng)：授予歷史上各色的世界末日預(yù)言家們，以表彰他們“以實(shí)際行動(dòng)告訴世人，在進(jìn)行數(shù)學(xué)估算時(shí)小心謹(jǐn)慎是多么的重要”

PEACE: Arturas Zuokas for solving the problem of illegally parked cars by crushing them with an armored vehicle.
和平獎(jiǎng)：授予立陶宛市長(zhǎng)Arturas Zuokas，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他成功解決了道路亂停車的問題，方法是駕駛一輛裝甲車去壓碎它們！

PUBLIC SAFETY: John Senders for his experiments in which a driver on a major highway repeatedly has a visor flapped down over his face.
公共安全獎(jiǎng)：授予John Senders，以獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)他進(jìn)行的一項(xiàng)實(shí)驗(yàn)。在實(shí)驗(yàn)中，一名駕車人的面前有一個(gè)鴨舌帽不斷掉下來(lái)騷擾他的視線，干擾他的駕駛