1. Betty:"I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."

貝蒂：“我昨晚摔了一跤，昏迷了8個(gè)小時(shí)?！?/div>

Hetty:"How dreadful! Where did you fall?"

赫蒂：“真可怕！你在哪里摔的？”

Betty:"I fell asleep."

貝蒂：“我是在睡夢(mèng)中。”

2. Tommy:"Are flies good to eat?"

湯米：“蒼蠅好吃嗎？”

Dad:"I don't think so. Why do you ask?"

爸爸：“我想不好吃。你為什么這樣問？”

Tommy:"There was one in your pie."

湯米：“剛才你的餡餅里面有一只?！?/div>

3. Mother:"Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"

媽媽：“今天放學(xué)后，你為什么要被留下來，約翰尼？”

Johnny:"Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in an blank sheet of paper."

約翰尼：“老師讓我們寫一篇作文《懶惰的后果》，我交了一張白紙?！?/div>

4. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.

我向臉上抹面霜時(shí)，小女兒問我在干什么。我解釋說這種面霜對(duì)皺紋有好處。

"It's sure doing a great job, mommy," she replied."You are getting more of them."

她回答說：“媽媽，它肯定很管用。你的皺紋越來越多了?！?/div>

5. One wet, windy weekend I was returning to Alaska, on a ferry, filled with visitors. I overheard a tourist ask a young boy,"Doesn't it ever stop raining around here?"

一個(gè)風(fēng)雨交加的周末，我乘渡船回阿拉斯加州，船上擠滿了游客。我聽到一名游客問一個(gè)小男孩：“這里的雨從來沒停過嗎？”

"I don't know," came the reply, "I'm only seven years old."

“我不知道，”男孩回答說，“我才7歲?！?/div>


? 英語幽默600篇

題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對(duì)照、翻譯中肯
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上海交通大學(xué)出版社

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