英語(yǔ)幽默笑話之童真童趣（一）
2011-03-13 12:15
1. Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
凱特：“媽媽，我們每天關(guān)門(mén)嗎？”
Mum: "Certainly."
媽媽：“當(dāng)然關(guān)了。”
Kate: "How can my dream come true?"
凱特：“那我的夢(mèng)怎么能進(jìn)來(lái)呢？”
2. “How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢(qián)一張？”
"Ten kops, kid."
“10戈比，孩子。”
"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5戈比。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧。我只用一只眼睛看?！?/div>
3. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?"
“媽媽，人是從猴子變過(guò)來(lái)的嗎？”
"Yeah."
“是的?！?/div>
"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."
“噢，難怪猴子越來(lái)越少了?！?/div>
4. Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"
弟弟：“太陽(yáng)多么膽??！”
Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"
哥哥：“你為什么這樣想？”
Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."
弟弟：“因?yàn)樗挥邪滋觳鸥页鰜?lái)?！?/div>
5. "Brother, what's the zoo, can you tell me?"
“哥哥，你能告訴我什么是動(dòng)物園嗎？”
"The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited."
“動(dòng)物園就是有動(dòng)物，但又禁止打獵的地方?！?/div>
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