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【每日一樂】是speak還是spell？
剛來加拿大的時候去買快餐，英文很爛我就說i want combo one,（大號的）后來那個人又說了一大堆英文問我要洋蔥cheese（奶酪）么之類的？我聽不懂就一個勁說i want combo one, 后來我看見那個人像中國人，我就直接問他Can you spell Chinese? （你能拼寫中文嗎？） 然后那個人郁悶了好久我為啥問他能能拼chinese.. 后來才發(fā)現(xiàn)是speak不是spell............
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【每日一樂】到底吃沒吃
有次房東問我 did u eat anything yet? （你吃飯了嗎？ 我說no.（沒吃） 她聽后重復(fù)了一遍 so you didn’t eat anything. （所以你還沒吃飯） 我說 yes...（吃了） 房東老太太猶豫了下 又問did you eat？（你到底吃了沒） 我說 no.（沒有） 她接著說 so you didn’t eat .（所以你沒吃？） 我說 yes .....（吃了） 估計(jì)她當(dāng)時要崩潰了
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【每日一樂】創(chuàng)造性
[en]Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.[/en][cn]第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其它的培訓(xùn)時，我老實(shí)地回答說我花了三年時間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。 我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。[/cn]
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【每日一樂】你是怎樣來的？
[en]One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."? The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"? "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."?[/en][cn]一個冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。 “外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。” 老板狐疑地看著他?！班?，是嗎？那你是怎樣到這里來的？” “后來我決定放棄，”他說，“然后我就往家里走?！?[/cn]
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【每日一樂】2加4也得6
[en]George comes from school on the first of September.[/en][cn]9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。[/cn] [en]"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.[/en][cn]“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。[/cn] [en]"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."[/en][cn]“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6?！盵/cn]
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【每日一樂】鳥窩與頭發(fā)
?" my sister encouraged her .? "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "?[/en]?[cn]我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個學(xué)生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。? “是什么鳥呢？”我姐姐問她。? “我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩?！蹦呛⒆踊卮鹫f。? “那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵她道。? “哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”? [/cn]
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【每日一樂】這是一只多么可愛的烏龜
coffee."[/en][cn]兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”[/cn] [en]Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."[/en][cn]正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去?！盵/cn]
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【每日一樂】他選擇了他姐姐
[en]Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.[/en][cn]小彼得從操場回到家時，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。[/cn] [en]It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened.[/en][cn]顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。[/cn] [en]"Well, Dad," said
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【每日一樂】我剛咬破自己的舌頭
[en]"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.? "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"? "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "??[/en][cn]“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。? “是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？” “因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。” [/cn]
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【每日一樂】還有沒有便宜一點(diǎn)兒東西
[en]A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.[/en][cn]一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時候被當(dāng)場擒獲。[/cn] [en]"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.?[/en][cn]“聽著，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。[/cn] [en]What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget