Any?parent?of?a?young?child?will?know?that?tantrumscan?strike?at?any?moment?-?and?for?any?reason.
小孩兒的父母都知道，他們的寶貝會(huì)隨時(shí)隨刻由于各種原因鬧脾氣。

No?matter?how?seemingly?ridiculous?to?a?rational?adult,?the?cause?of?a?toddler?throwing?a?wobbly?is?varied?and?unpredictable...?and?reasoning?with?them?is?usually?fruitless.
無論這一切在一個(gè)理性的成年人眼里看起來有多可笑，一個(gè)牙牙學(xué)語(yǔ)的小盆友發(fā)脾氣的原因千奇百怪且無法預(yù)測(cè)……而且通常同他們進(jìn)行理論也是徒勞的。

One?mother?decided?to?note?down?the?reasons?for?every?single?tantrum?her?three-year-old?daughter,?or?'three-nager',?threw?in?a?24-hour?period.
一位母親決定在24小時(shí)內(nèi)記錄下讓她3歲女兒，或者說3歲''熊孩子''發(fā)脾氣的每一個(gè)原因。

40個(gè)完全理性的原因：為什么我三歲的女兒今天發(fā)脾氣

1.She?wanted?to?wear?her?Elsa?shirt?(which?is?in?the?dirty?clothes?pile).
她想穿她的艾爾莎襯衫（那件衣服在臟衣服堆里）

2.I?put?the?wrong?episode?of?Strawberry?Shortcake?on.
我拿錯(cuò)了草莓酥餅

3.I?didn't?get?her?breakfast?quickly?enough.
我沒有足夠快讓她吃上早飯

4.She?didn't?want?cereal.?She?wanted?oats.
她不想吃谷物她想吃燕麥

5.I?gave?her?the?wrong?bowl?for?her?oats.?She?wanted?the?bowl?that?her?uneaten?cereal?was?in.
我給錯(cuò)了她盛燕麥的碗。她想要那個(gè)里面還有沒吃完谷物的碗

6.She?spilled?oats?on?her?knee.
她把燕麥灑在膝蓋上

7.She?wanted?the?small?spoon.
她想要小勺子

8.I?gave?her?the?yellow?blanket?instead?of?the?pink?blanket.
我給了她黃色的毯子而不是粉色的

9.She?wanted?to?wear?her?Elsa?dress?instead?of?her?Elsa?shirt.
她想穿艾爾莎的裙子而不是襯衫

10.It's?not?her?birthday?today.
今天不是她的生日

11.The?cat?wouldn't?let?her?pick?him?up?by?the?tail.
貓不愿被她揪著尾巴拎起來

12.She?couldn't?open?the?wrapper?to?her?muesli?bar.
她無法拆開早餐棒的包裝

13.I?opened?the?wrapper?to?her?muesli?bar?too?much.
我替她拆燕麥堅(jiān)果能量棒時(shí)，把包裝拆的太多了

14.Her?muesli?bar?broke?in?two.
她的燕麥堅(jiān)果能量棒折成了兩半

15.When?colouring?in,?I?used?the?wrong?colour?of?blue?for?Cinderella's?dress.
上色的時(shí)候，我給灰姑娘的裙子用錯(cuò)了藍(lán)色

16.I?sat?on?her?imaginary?friend.
我不小心坐在了她的假想朋友上

17.She?put?her?shoes?on?the?wrong?feet.
她穿鞋子時(shí)穿錯(cuò)了腳

18.Peppa?Pig?ended.
粉紅小豬妹（動(dòng)畫片）結(jié)束了

19.I?cut?her?sandwich?into?triangles.
我把她的三明治切成了三角形

20.I?cut?her?second?sandwich?into?squares.
我把她的第二塊三明治切成了正方形

21.I?wouldn't?let?her?play?in?the?car.
我不讓她在車?yán)锿?/div>

22.I?suggested?we?take?a?nap.
我建議我們小睡一下

23.She?dropped?her?hat?on?the?road.
在路上她的帽子掉了

24.I?didn't?let?her?answer?the?phone.
我沒讓她接電話

25.I?sat?on?the?wrong?side?of?the?couch.
我坐錯(cuò)沙發(fā)位置了

26.It?started?to?rain.
天開始下雨了

27.I?had?to?cook?dinner.
我不得不去準(zhǔn)備晚餐

28.Her?brother?talked?to?her.
她哥哥和她說話了

29.She?spilled?her?water.
她把水灑出來了

30.I?used?the?red?towel?to?clean?it?up.?I?should?have?used?the?pink?one.
我用紅色的毛巾進(jìn)行清理，我應(yīng)該用粉紅色的

31.I?had?a?shower?without?her.
我一個(gè)人去洗澡了，沒帶她

32.I?helped?her?brother?with?his?homework.
我?guī)退绺缤瓿杉彝プ鳂I(yè)

33.She?lost?her?doll's?pink?shoe.
她弄丟了粉色洋娃娃的鞋子

34.I?asked?her?to?take?a?bath.
我讓她去洗個(gè)澡

35.I?asked?her?to?get?out?of?the?bath.
我讓她離開浴室

36.The?towel?felt?itchy.
毛巾讓發(fā)她覺得有些發(fā)癢

37.Her?brother?got?his?pyjamas?on?quicker?than?she?did.
她的哥哥比她更快穿上睡衣

38.I?turned?the?page?of?her?bedtime?story?incorrectly.
我弄錯(cuò)了她睡前故事的頁(yè)碼

39.Teddy?fell?off?the?bed.
泰迪熊從床上掉了下來

40.I?yawned.
我打了個(gè)哈欠

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