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1. “If you drive, I’ll pay for the gas.”
“如果你開車，我就付油錢?！?/strong>

——“If you drive, I’m going to ‘a(chǎn)ccidentally’ forget my debit card.
“如果你開車，我就會‘碰巧’忘了帶銀行卡?！?/div>

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2. “You look great!”
“你看起來很棒！”

——“You don’t look as good as me.”
“你看起來不如我美?！?/div>

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3. “I’m on my way!”
“我在路上了!”

——“I haven’t left my apartment yet.”
“我還沒走出公寓門呢?！?/div>

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4.“I’ve been really busy lately.”
“我最近真的很忙?！?/strong>

——“I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately.”
“我最近看了很多電影?！?/div>

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5. “My phone has been acting weird.”
“我的手機最近抽風了。”

——“My phone is fine. I’m just not answering your calls.”
“我的手機沒有問題。我就是不想接你的電話?！?/div>

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6. “I can’t go because I don’t feel well.”
“我有點不舒服，所以不能出門?！?/strong>

——“I can’t go because I don’t want to.”
“我不想出門，所以不能出門?！?/div>

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7. “I’m broke.”
“我破產(chǎn)了。”

——“I’m saving what little money I have for something stupid.”
“為了做一件傻事，我正在一分一厘的攢錢。”

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8. “I’m on a diet.”
“我正在節(jié)食。”

——“I’m only eating healthy foods in front of the people who have heard me say I’m on a diet.”
“我只是在那些聽我說過要節(jié)食減肥的人面前才吃健康食品。”

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9. “I think your boyfriend is really cute!”
“我覺得你的男朋友非?？蓯郏　?/strong>

——“I think your boyfriend needs to maybe not wear tank tops. Also, I’d like to stop looking at pictures of his Facebook now.”
“我覺得你的男朋友應(yīng)該別穿這件條紋衫。還有，我不想再看他臉書網(wǎng)上的照片了。”

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10. “I’m going to the gym this week.”
“我這個星期打算去健身。”

——“I’m not going to the gym this week.”
“我這個星期不打算去健身?！?/div>

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11. “I’m not mad at you.”
“我沒生你的氣?！?/strong>

——“I am mad at you. And If I had something bulky in my hand I’d throw it at your face.”
“我對你很生氣。如果現(xiàn)在我手里有什么大東西，我會用它砸到你臉上去。”

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12. “I’m not drinking tonight.”
“我今晚不打算喝酒?！?/strong>

——“Okay, I’ll hold a drink because I’ll look stupid if I don’t. I’ll take a few sips because I’m obviously going to get thirsty. When it’s empty I’ll order another one. And so on.”
“好吧，如果我不喝就會看起來很傻，所以我還是喝一杯。如果不喝一點的話我一定會口渴的，所以我要喝幾口。等這杯喝完了我會再叫一杯……”

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13. “It was so good to see you!”
“見到你真高興！”

——“I’m going to forget about this in half an hour.”
“半小時之后我就會把你忘掉?！?/div>

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14. “You can study later.”
“你可以等會兒再學習?！?/strong>

——“You can’t. But I want you to make a bad decision with me and blame yourself in the morning. Come hang out, loser!”
“你等會兒就不會學習了。但是我不介意你先陪我出去，明天早上再來后悔。起來一起出去逛吧，二貨?！?/div>

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