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Chances are that you are friends with at least one of your parents on social media and chances are that you have severely regretted it at one point.
如果你的社交媒體好友里有你父母，那么你很有可能在某個(gè)時(shí)刻十分后悔把他們加為好友。
This hilarious collection of images reveal how children have been left mortified by their parents' online presence.
本文收錄了一些令人爆笑的對(duì)話，看看他們?cè)谏缃幻襟w上是怎樣被父母雷得外焦里嫩的。
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— 原裝波波神馬的最贊了
— 你最近一次摸乳房應(yīng)該就是我給你喂奶的時(shí)候了吧！哈哈哈哈！
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Michael was surely left red faced when his mother suggested he wasn't as experienced with the ladies as he claimed
Michael媽媽暗示大家說Michael在和女性相處上根本沒有什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)，這下他可糗大了。

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— 趕緊把名字改回來不然我關(guān)你禁閉！
— 我錯(cuò)了媽...
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Amanda was less than amused by her son Terry's inventive new name on Facebook
Amanda對(duì)兒子Terry在Facebook上起的新名字(MyDiKisFaMoUs:我的【嗶——】很贊呢)可是一點(diǎn)兒都不滿意

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— 每到感恩節(jié)我最想感謝的人就是我的兒子Casey。他是全美最棒的兒子。我愛你Casey！
— 你的另一個(gè)兒子看了表示...好尷尬啊...
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Tim was less than impressed to find out that his brother Casey is his mum's favourite child
Tim看到媽媽說哥哥Casey是她最愛的孩子時(shí)心碎了一地。

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— 或許我在床上躺一整天就能等到一個(gè)美女來敲門然后和我一起出去逛了。
— 你想讓我今天去看看你嗎？
— 并不，媽...
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When Damion hoped that a pretty girl would come and visit him it is unlikely that he wanted his mum to be that someone?
Damion說想要一個(gè)美女來看他的時(shí)候，他應(yīng)該并不想讓媽媽當(dāng)那個(gè)“美女”。

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— 在這個(gè)性感的季節(jié)感覺活了起來，溫?zé)岬目諝鈸嶂牟鳖i、陽光吻著她的臉頰、微風(fēng)那看不見的手指穿過她的青絲。
— 我是不是該硬起來了？
— Cam,她老爸在看她Facebook，建議你還是不要了。
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Ronnie warned Cam to back off when he left an explicit message on his daughter's status
Cam在Ronnie女兒的狀態(tài)下面留了句很直白的回復(fù)，Ronnie警告他閃遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒。

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— 這三天都沒怎么睡...還要...接著...嗨=}
— 要我過去幫你蓋好被子嗎？
— 媽...別在我Facebook朋友面前這樣...
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Chelsea had to politely decline her mother's invitation to tuck her in?
Chelsea只能婉拒她媽媽要為她蓋被子的請(qǐng)求。

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— 照片背景是Mr. Pigums嗎？
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This man was clearly trying to show off his more serious side until his mother pointed out a beloved childhood toy in the background of the photo
很明顯這位男生想炫一下自己嚴(yán)肅的一面，可他媽媽偏要指出照片背景里有他童年時(shí)最愛的玩具。

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— 醫(yī)生建議我不要拿重物，所以我現(xiàn)在只能坐著小便了...
— 什么情況？你是在說手術(shù)嗎？
— 我好著呢媽，別理我...
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Joe tried to make a lewd joke about his penis but his mother struggled with the punch line?
Joe只是想講個(gè)黃段子，但是他媽沒看懂。?

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— James，只是想告訴你奶奶出院了。她情況好多了，就是還拉肚子。什么時(shí)候才能痊愈呢？看情況吧。
— 我滴個(gè)神吶，私信我啊老爸，私信！
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James is becoming increasingly exasperated with his Dad's inability to use Facebook inbox
James爸爸不會(huì)用Facebook收件箱，搞得James很惱火。

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— 如果你在派對(duì)上脫光了的話…嘿嘿嘿
— 不然你以為你和你妹是怎么來的…
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Casey probably felt that this was a little too much information on her mother's part
Casey媽媽的回復(fù)...信息量有點(diǎn)兒大
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