No. 12 山羊坐公車

Buses may be perfect for people, but when goats try to get involved, or get on board, it's always a bad idea.

公車這種東西，也許人坐起來合適，但如果是換做一只山羊嘛……終究會變成一場“杯具”！

No. 11 最可愛小狗-吉娃娃

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It's possible to win a "cutest dog" competition, even if you're a chihuahua.

在“最可愛小狗”比賽中勝出是完全可能的！即便你只是一只吉娃娃。

No. 10 最像猩猩的小貓

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It's possible to win a cat show, even if you're a "Gorilla."

贏得一場“小貓秀”也是可能的……即便你是一只“大猩猩”！

No. 9 牛逛商店

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Rodeos work much better in a dirt arena than in a department store, but that didn't stop the cows or the cowboys!

牛仔表演始終是在臟臟的地方才合適啊，在雜貨店怎么能行呢？但貌似這也阻止不了牛和牛仔們的表演欲?。?/div>

No. 8 火雞逛馬路

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Turnpikes are not for turkeys! Sandwiches are. And who wants tire tread in his lunch?

收費高速公路可不是為火雞而生的！三明治才是呢。誰要吃有車胎印的午餐??？

No. 7 看見鳥兒要穿雨衣

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With this many birds around, you'd better know a good dry cleaner.

當有如許多鳥兒圍繞時，你最好知道一家好的干洗店……

No. 6 史上最貴奶牛

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Good genes can make even a cow worth a million dollars, assuming you can milk that out of a buyer.

好的基因能讓一只奶牛也身價百萬！就想象你是從買家手里擠出那些錢吧！

No. 5 小貓怕洗澡

You can take a cat to a spa, but you can't make it pretty.

你可以帶貓去做spa，但你卻別指望它會因此變漂亮。

No. 4 蟑螂長跑比賽
A racing roach that can win you a hundred dollars should not be stomped, at least until after the race.

如果一只蟑螂能幫你從賽跑中贏回100美金，那就別踩死它了——至少在剛剛比賽完，別踩。

No. 3 史上最小的豬
The smaller the pig, the cuter the snout, the bigger the price tag! For micropigs, at $1,100 each, it ain't cheap to bring home the bacon!

史上最小的豬，越小價格越高。售價1100美元的迷你豬，這培根我們可吃不起啊！

No. 2 獵豹搶冰棍
You can lead a leopard to a popsicle, but you can't make him share.

你可以帶你的獵豹去吃根冰棍兒，但別指望它會跟你分享。

No. 1 狗見到攝像機特別興奮

Dogs may be a man's best friend, but you've gotta be careful about putting one on camera. Some tend to lap up all the attention. Well, this anchor took a licking and kept on ticking, and so will we after the holiday break! Have a great one.

狗狗也許確是人類最好的朋友，但要讓它們上鏡你可要小心。因為它們中間某些可是搶鏡得很！看看這只又添又咬的兄臺吧。最后祝各位節(jié)日愉快！

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