"Some money is too expensive."
“有些金錢的代價(jià)太過(guò)昂貴。”

When I got my first grown-up job after college my dad asked me how much money I'd be willing to embezzle.?
大學(xué)畢業(yè)后，我得到了成年后的第一份工作，我爸問(wèn)我愿意貪污多少錢。

My dad was an aerospace engineer, one of the most straight-edge ethical men you can imagine. ? So I told him the truth, "You raised me to be honest. There is no amount of money that could induce me to steal.
"我爸是個(gè)航天工程師，是個(gè)你能想象的那種最正直最講道德的人。所以我告訴了他事實(shí)：“你從小教我要誠(chéng)實(shí)。根本就沒(méi)有什么錢能讓我去偷?！?/div>

But he wasn't having it. ?"A thousand dollars?" he asked, "Ten thousand?"
但是他并不接受這個(gè)回答。“一千美金？”他問(wèn)道，“還是一萬(wàn)？”

"Will I get caught?"?
?“我會(huì)被抓嗎？”

"No one who embezzles thinks they will get caught."
“沒(méi)有哪個(gè)貪污的人會(huì)認(rèn)為自己會(huì)被抓。”

"Ok, so it would have to be enough to escape the country and get a new identity."
“好吧，那這些錢足夠我逃到國(guó)外并且獲得另一個(gè)身份?！?/div>

"Which is?" he asked.
“要多少？”他問(wèn)。

"Fifty million dollars." ?I said. ?"If they left fifty million with me and I thought I could get away scout free, I might take it."
“5000萬(wàn)美金?！蔽艺f(shuō)?！叭绻麄儼?000萬(wàn)給了我，我覺(jué)得我可以逃過(guò)檢查然后拿走它。”

"Excellent," he said. ?"Now never sell out for a box of pens and a three hole punch. ? If fifty million dollars is your price, never steal a penny less."
“好，”他說(shuō)?！艾F(xiàn)在開始，永遠(yuǎn)不要為了一盒筆或者一個(gè)三孔的打孔機(jī)而出賣了自己。如果你要的是5000萬(wàn)美金，那就一分都不能少。”

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